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SCREW MATH.

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SOMEBODY get him some raver gloves.

(Source: themostmoist)

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It’s so funny to me to know that my friend has a tiny weewee (from another friend and well, I had my assumptions) and that friend mentions he’s tryna get laid and/or has mind fucked someone, Blah blah blah.
Dude, the pencil you’ve had since second grade that’s been sharpened down to its end probably resembles your dick.
Short, useless and pointy. I honestly feel sorry for whose next lmao
But I mean good luck, hahaha :$
Don’t be upset if they can’t feel shit!!

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themostmoist:

Care to take a guess?

themostmoist:

Care to take a guess?

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themostmoist:

Bieber Buscemi Eyes

Buscemi Eyes makes everything turn into gold…
the fake kind that tarnishes after you shower.

themostmoist:

Bieber Buscemi Eyes

Buscemi Eyes makes everything turn into gold…

the fake kind that tarnishes after you shower.

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themostmoist:

“CHEWY! YOU CONDITIONED!”

themostmoist:

“CHEWY! YOU CONDITIONED!”

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